Mac or PC? If you are lucky, a few cogent arguments might make it through the din that actually makes sense. The next person retorts with an insult, and both end up on the floor, rolling in the spilt beer and broken glass. Why? Every person feels they have the intelligence to spew the magic utterance that can end the war for eternity. You have the guys that would rather fight than switch, the ex-hippie peacemakers who try to break it up and make us love each other, the guys that don't care what side they are on as long as they get to kick some A. In that corner, we have the Microsoft quarter-beer slammers, brandishing the banner of Bill Gates, with the evil subculture of code hacks already behind the scenes concocting a virus to slip into their own team's beer. In this corner, we have the Mac wine-cooler sniffers, noses high in the air, holding up placards of Steve Jobs, the messiah of Macdom. The internet traffic on the forum dramatically rises and people around the world login just to watch the impending bloodbath. Somebody fuels the jukebox with 30 plays of Elton John's Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting. It is as if someone just smashed a beer bottle on the bar! Mayhem ensues. As soon as some idiot shouts out, 'I used a Mac for music AND IT SUCKED!' (substitute 'PC' if you are already offended). Its kind of like being in my least favored neighborhood tavern on the south side of Chicago. Experienced forum users know that nothing starts a major brawl as quickly as a PC vs.
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